There are musicians.
There are section leaders.
There are people who drive trucks.
There are people who farm.
There are people who dominate arcade target games.
And then there is JAX RAY.
A man so powerful that the sun and moon
combined their aura and still got absolutely
DIFFED.
This website is an entirely unnecessary
digital monument to the phenomenon.
Scientists attempted to calculate the difference.
The calculator displayed:
“bro what the hell”
Jax doesn't yell “section!” The section simply becomes aware that it has been summoned.
The baritone section doesn't miss entrances. The entrances miss Jax.
One glance from Jax and 14 brass players simultaneously remember their music.
His leadership aura is so strong that the metronome starts following HIM.
When Jax Ray gets behind the wheel,
the GPS doesn't provide directions.
It simply says:
“FOLLOW THE AURA.”
The truck does not use horsepower.
It uses AURA POWER.
Jax does not plant crops. He looks at the field and the crops immediately decide to grow faster.
The tractor doesn't pull Jax. Jax pulls the tractor.
The harvest yield has been classified as “statistically disrespectful.”
Jax Ray has entered the arcade. The targets are nervous.
“THE SUN HAS LIGHT.”
“THE MOON HAS GRAVITY.”
“JAX RAY HAS AURA.”
Jax walks into the room.
Every baritone within 50 miles automatically tunes itself.
The sun gets slightly brighter because it doesn't want to be out-aura'd.
The moon clocks out early. It knows when it has been defeated.